ecuadorian elitist strikes back at miss teen USA

i felt a sense of unity when our nation came under attack in the form of a youtube comment, and joined brainlessbunny in protecting our freedom:

acuerdopais (23 minutes ago)
Even here in the third world all students can locate the USA and most countries in the map. Is a kind of culture acepted issue to be an american idiot?? I’m so proud to be Ecuadorian. Can you locate Ecuador in the map??
Brainlessbunny (19 minutes ago)
Yes, Ekwadore is near South Carolina ? Right?
jaybol (12 minutes ago)
“Is a kind of culture acepted issue to be an american idiot??”

this question makes no sense. ecuador is that line that runs around the world, and if you do too, then that is great you must have great abs.

crystalfaith (14 hours ago)
isn’t it equator? Ecuador is a country….

jaybol (14 hours ago)
sarcasm and irony

crystalfaith (14 hours ago)
sure sure… now your trying to cover up your stupidity by saying it was sarcasm and irony… 😛

jaybol (14 hours ago)
you caught me…i really did think that he was omnipresent on an invisible band circling the globe…you should be on CSI Victorville

this is the look

 

if you have never seen a smart man look at another smart man, and then decide to eat his arm…

when you are asked to take a photo with someone else’s camera…

 

just come through in the clutch for once please.

this is the result

 

combine the impending wedding celebration, a pond, 15 kinds of beer, the neighbor’s rack of ribs, a mystery jar, a dog that looked like a dog-skin rug made out of itself laying in the grass and only certain genetics could allow anyone to survive to look this alert 8 hours later.

this is my gold

 

you don’t get a chance to capture this much rust very often, but when you do, it is good to scrape your arm on it and have the tetanus as a memory.

lucky strike tobacco factory

 

one fine example in durham, north carolina of our fascination with turning abandoned and useless buildings into lofts that command premiums because they remind us that they were once abandoned and useless.

tobacco monuments

 

i think it is good to build monuments to damn near anything that anyone thinks is monumental. just know that you might have your monument taken down by enemy combatants one day…if you are ok with the risk then build to the sky.

boulder reservoir, colorado

 

the weather turns quickly in colorado…that is why so few people tie keys to their kites anymore, and no one gets to pretend to discover electricity.

this sign said "don’t shoot this sign"

 

back in 1972 the vegans didn’t carry guns, but now they do because they are way more angry than ever. this photo shows what they are capable of doing to the carnivores.

this way to eternal bliss

 

we almost got all the way to the fountain of youth but had a lot of other things to do and had to head back.